51774. “She savors each bite: the meringue is perfect crispy brown on top, melts in the mouth; the lemon tart, custardy; the crust breaks away.” ― A.M. Homes January 20, 2023
51773. “when life give me a lemon, i make myself an iced tea. mixed it up, it became my favorite” ― ayet lee cyrus windwalker January 20, 2023
51771. “Roses and violets from summer gardens, sun-drenched Sicilian lemons squeezed of their juice and mingled with juniper from the frozen north. Saffron threads and gold leaf from the Indies waited to be turned into something magical. And contained deep within all of this was a smile that flooded him with warmth, a pair of blue eyes, and the scent of chocolate…” ― Laura Madeleine, The Confectioner’s Tale January 20, 2023
51769. “See, Red? When life hands you lemons, you know what you gotta do?” “Wow,” Lauren said. “Yes, Mr. Cliché, I know what I have to do. I make lemonade.” “No,” he said. “You scream, ‘Fuck you, lemons!” “And then you throw those goddamn lemons into oncoming traffic, and you go do what you want to do.” ― Priscilla Glenn, Back to You January 20, 2023
51768. “Don’t let your inner demons Take the best of your creeds. If God gives you lemons, You must plant the seeds. Do not be so self-absorbed That you can’t see the tree. If you succumb to what’s morbid You bury your chance to be free.” ― Ana Claudia Antunes, A-Z of Happiness: Tips for Living and Breaking Through the Chain that Separates You from Getting That Dream Job January 20, 2023
51767. “Says Momma: “I got handed lemons, too, y’know but I learned how to make lemonade with them… No one ever told me I had to add sugar but that’s life for you. It ain’t sweet.” ― Elizabeth Flock, Me & Emma January 20, 2023
51766. “When life throws a lemon at you, you throw it straight back at life and miss completely. That’s my logic.” ― Anonymous January 20, 2023
51765. “As far as I’m concerned, there are two types of people in this world: people like Queeg who, when life gives them lemons make lemonade, and everyone else. And although those smug lemonade-makers think the rest of us just sit around all day day bitching about not getting oranges, they’re wrong. It’s all about volume. When you’re ass-deep in lemons, you start looking for a shovel, not a pitcher and a cup of sugar” ― Melissa DeCarlo, The Art of Crash Landing January 20, 2023
51764. “When life gives you lemons…add melted butter , toasted paprika and dip some lobster in it!” ― Stuart J. Scesney January 20, 2023
51763. “Lemons. He liked lemons. They made you make funny faces when you bit them, and a very, very long way in the future there was a really amazing planet where they’d evolved into people and lived in harmony with a variety of hyper-intelligent bee. Evolution. Thousands and thousands of years of tiny changes could turn little burning sparks of chemistry into people, into monsters and angels and even human beings.” ― Nick Harkaway, Doctor Who: Keeping Up with the Joneses January 20, 2023
51762. “Never throw away squeezed lemon, but keep them for the day by the sink. Then you can use them to remove fish, onion or garlic smells from your fingers. Or you can stick them on your elbows while you are reading a book, to soften and whiten your skin.” ― Jennifer Paterson, Two Fat Ladies Obsessions January 20, 2023
51761. “When Life Gives You Lemons you tell life to Get a Life because lemons are a terrible gift.” ― Patrick Schell January 20, 2023
51760. “When life gives you lemons ask it for sugar and water too. Otherwise your final product would be some acidic lemon juice!” ― priyavrat gupta January 20, 2023
51758. “When life gives you lemons, do NOT make lemonade. Lemonade is for losers. Make orange juice instead.” ― Neshialy S. January 20, 2023
51757. “If life hands you lemons, make lemonade! Words to live by, especially when you kept in mind that the only way to make them into lemonade was to squeeze the hell out of them.” ― Stephen King, End of Watch January 20, 2023
51756. “When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple. How to better your life 101.” ― Davin Turney January 20, 2023
51755. “We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture polish is made from real lemons.” ― MAD Magazine January 20, 2023
51754. “When life gives you lemons, you don’t make lemonade. You use the seeds to plant a whole orchard – an entire franchise! Or you could just stay on the Destiny Bus and drink lemonade someone else has made, from a can.” ― Anthon St. Maarten January 20, 2023
51753. “I wouldn’t work in a hospital again! They do not tell you about the high disease risks when they hire you. It is well known that hospital jobs are lemons today with the pandemic. One of my coworkers was suffering with chronic fatigue from her thirties onward. She has never been healthy since working there. She probably had an infection from a sickly patient and never recovered.” ― Steven Magee January 20, 2023
51751. “She always told me that lemons clarify things; they symbolize happiness and hope. But when she died, I stopped believing lemons were anything more than a chore, something sour to squeeze every morning for pie. How ironic that it’s a lemon drop that’s changing everything for me.” ― Rachel Linden, The Magic of Lemon Drop Pie January 20, 2023
51750. “Mom’s secret recipe used Meyer lemons for a sweeter, richer flavor. That was one of her tricks. That and European butter. With its higher fat content than American butter, it made a flakier crust. “Lolly, what are the three secret ingredients that make this the best lemon meringue pie in the world?” She’d drilled me that last night before she died, demanding I recite every ingredient, every step, until she was satisfied I had it down pat. “The three ingredients are Meyer lemons, European butter, and a leaf of lemon balm boiled into the syrup every time,” I’d dutifully recited in her hospital room, feeling the weight of grief, of responsibility rest heavier on my shoulders with every word. Lemon balm was an unorthodox choice for pie, but Mom had loved cooking with edible flowers and herbs. She’d taught me everything I knew about them. I reached for the little lemon balm potted plant growing on the windowsill over the sink and carefully pinched off a leaf. “In the language of flowers, lemon balm means sympathy or good cheer,” she’d explained once. “So every bite of this pie can help brighten someone’s day.” I crushed the leaf of lemon balm between my fingers and inhaled the scent, hoping it would work on me. No such luck. I dropped the leaf into the pot and stirred. Every time I made these pies I felt her presence. She had loved lemons—their sharp, fresh scent and cheerful hue. She would slice a lemon in half and sniff deeply, happily. “See, Lolly,” she’d say. “Lemons brighten every day. They are a touch of kitchen magic, and we all need a little magic in our lives.” ― Rachel Linden, The Magic of Lemon Drop Pie January 20, 2023
51749. “Several weeks before he left Peking, Meyer visited a small village and noticed, in a house’s doorway, a small bush with fruit as yellow as a fresh egg yolk. Meyer ignored a man who told him the plant was ornamental, its fruit not typically eaten but prized for its year-round production. The fruit looked like a mix between a mandarin and a citron (which later genetic testing would confirm). It was a lemon, but smaller and rounder—its flavor surprised him as both sweeter than a citron and tarter than an orange. And its price, twenty cents per fruit or ten dollars per tree, suggested that people with an abundance of other citrus valued it greatly. Meyer had little room in his baggage, but he used his double-edged bowie knife to take a cutting where the branches formed a V, the choice spot to secure its genetic material. That cutting made the voyage to Washington, and then the trip to an experiment station in Chico, California, where it propped up a new lemon industry grateful to receive a sweeter variety. The lemon became known as the Meyer lemon, and from it came lemon tarts, lemon pies, and millions of glasses of lemonade.” ― Daniel Stone, The Food Explorer: The True Adventures of the Globe-Trotting Botanist Who Transformed What America Eats January 19, 2023
51748. “Among connoisseurs of chocolate, Cioccolata Savoia was famous. From Torino to Amalfi, experts lauded the family’s legendary chocolatiers for fusing the smooth, delicate flavor of Criollo chocolate with Sorrentino and Amalfitano lemons.” ― Jan Moran, The Chocolatier January 19, 2023
51747. “Better keep the young on lemons and lavender until they’ve reached the age of discretion.” ― Henry Miller, Big Sur and the Oranges of Hieronymus Bosch January 19, 2023
51746. “I am aware of two of ‘America’s Greatest Achievements’ that were lemons.” ― Steven Magee January 19, 2023
51745. “Lemons.” He smiled. “Is this why you always smell like lemons?” “I-I suppose.” She sat on a blue-striped bench at the foot of her bed. “It’s a concoction my mother and I made. It keeps freckles at bay. I didn’t know you noticed how I smelled.” He turned, his steady gaze on her. “I wager there are a lot of things you didn’t know I noticed about you.” ― Olivia Parker, To Wed a Wicked Earl January 19, 2023
51744. “Metaphorically, in relation to the idea of heartbreak, we’re given lemons which are the experiences that cause the idea of heartbreak, then the water comes from our tears that may come during the seasons of our trials and finally the sweetener comes from the joy of the breakthrough and transformation, and in the end you end up with this metaphoric lemonade. When we have a better understanding of heartbreak we go from lemons to lemonade.” ― Victoria L. White, Learning To Love: And The Power of Sacred Sexual Spiritual Partnerships January 19, 2023
51742. “Metaphorically, in relation to the idea of heartbreak, we’re given lemons which are the experiences that cause the idea of heartbreak, then the water comes from our tears that may come during the seasons of our trials and finally the sweetener comes from the joy of the breakthrough and transformation, and in the end you end up with this metaphoric lemonade. When we have a better understanding of heartbreak we go from lemons to lemonade.” ― Victoria L. White, Learning To Love: And The Power of Sacred Sexual Spiritual Partnerships January 19, 2023
51741. “After that, we don’t talk much until she brings out a ginger cake from the larder. “An old family recipe,” she says. “I’ve been experimenting with the quantities of cloves and Jamaica ginger. Tell me what you think.” And she pushes a slice toward me. I try not to gobble for it, for I am starving. “The most important thing with this cake is to beat in every ingredient, one by one, with the back of a wooden spoon,” she says. “Simply throwing everything in together and then beating produces a most unsuccessful cake. I know because my first attempt was as heavy as a brick—quite indigestible!” She gives a rueful smile and asks if I think it needs more ginger. I feel the crumb, dense and dark, melt on my tongue. My mouth floods with warmth and spice and sweetness. As I swallow, something sharp and clean seems to lift through my nose and throat until my head swims. “I can see you like it.” Miss Eliza watches me and smiles. And then I blurt something out. Something I know Reverend Thorpe and his wife would not like. But it’s too late, the words jump from my throat of their own accord. “I can taste an African heaven, a forest full of dark earth and heat.” The smile on Miss Eliza’s face stretches a little wider and her eyes grow brighter. And this gives me the courage to ask a question that’s nothing to do with my work. “What is the flavor that cuts through it so keenly, so that it sings a high note on my tongue?” She stares at me with her forget-me-not eyes. “It’s the lightly grated rinds of two fresh lemons!” ― Annabel Abbs, Miss Eliza’s English Kitchen: A Novel of Victorian Cookery and Friendship January 19, 2023
51740. “She breathed in the scent of lemon blossoms, inspired by how their citrus sweetness mingled with fresh ocean air. Closing her eyes, she ran the tip of her tongue over her lips, tasting a faint saltiness in the moisture laden breeze. She imagined how dark, rich chocolate filled with the brightness of a lemon filling and dusted with chunky sea salt might taste. Delicious, she decided.” ― Jan Moran, The Chocolatier January 19, 2023
51739. “Bright yellow lemons twinkled in the twilight sun on a terrace tree, and far beyond my window, San Francisco lay, flat like a pastel toy.” ― Aspen Matis, Your Blue Is Not My Blue: A Missing Person Memoir January 19, 2023
51738. “Life handed me lemons, so I made lemonade, lemon cake, lemon drops, and I even used the rinds to make lemon art. So, the joke is on you, life, haha!” ― Emilyann Allen (pseudonyms Emilyann Phoenix and Emilyann Girdner) January 19, 2023
51737. “When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back!” ― Maxim Shekhtman January 19, 2023
51736. “Life isn’t just about getting lemons out of it. An unexpected turn and a kind smile warms you up on the coldest of days.” ― Sijdah Hussain, Red Sugar, No More January 19, 2023
51735. “That evening after dinner, I picked lemons from the tree in the backyard, the fruits golden bulbs under the rising moon.” ― Aspen Matis, Your Blue Is Not My Blue: A Missing Person Memoir January 19, 2023
51734. “When life gives you lemons, make champagne and leave the whole world wondering how you did it!” ― Marjory Sheba January 19, 2023
51733. “The man who’d put the sword to her neck was uncomfortably buff. He had upsetting biceps. He didn’t look healthy; he looked like a collection of lemons in a sack.” ― Tamsyn Muir, Gideon the Ninth January 19, 2023
51730. “When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove ’em where the sun don’t shine, because you sure as hell aren’t ever going to see any lemonade.” ― Rob Thurman, Nightlife January 19, 2023
51729. “As you go about your daily life, you will encounter many lemons. Sour expressions, sour attitudes, sour auras! The good thing is that if you don’t want to be a lemon, you don’t have to be! Just don’t let those lemons rub themselves all over you! And you don’t even have to save them! Let lemons be lemons! One of the most important things that I have ever learned, is that I don’t have to save people.” ― C. JoyBell C. January 19, 2023
51728. “Plants are more courageous than almost all human beings: an orange tree would rather die than produce lemons, whereas instead of dying the average person would rather be someone they are not.” ― Mokokoma Mokhonoana January 19, 2023
51727. “and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks.” ― Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe and Everything January 19, 2023